New phone, new verizon charges

Posting this from my new phone, the Alias 2. So far its great except the main keyboard doesnt have a comma button, forcing me to click through a menu to use it. I can deal with that though, since the keyboard was apparently designed by alchemist-magicians and can change its orientation and layout at will, thus reaching a new level of awesome that has not yet been described by words. More on this later.